What Should I Read Next?

With another book out of the way, I'm looking for what I should read next and I could use some help in this decision. These are the three sitting cockeyed on my shelf, demanding some attention: Vernon God Little by DBC Pierre, Everthing is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer, and of course Portnoy's Complaint by Philip Roth.

Of course this demonstrates both how far behind modern trends I am as well as un-well read I am.

Vote in the comments and I promise to read the one most recommended (at least I'll read it until something more spectacular appears under the Christmas tree).